Today's quotes [11.17.08]

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"I'm sorry, we made a pop song..."
                        -- Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers introducing
                                "Pepper" at #4 in the Hottest 100 of 1996

Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a
       rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.

Although they have tried to cover up the fact that mad cow disease
       exists the government has finally given up to public pressure
       demanding they reveal the truth, however they are still insisting
       that this fatal infection is no worse than a broken leg. No worse
       than a broken leg? I once had a broken leg and it hurt like
       fuck!!!!

In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of
       people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas
       Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

"There was an advert in the local paper last week placed by a local
 software firm.  They were looking for a sysadmin.  Requirements
 included "3 years experience" with windows '95."
                        -- Peter deFriesse, alt.sysadmin.recovery,
                                16 January, 1997

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