Today's quotes [11.16.08]

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"Yes I have a title, a job, an address, a web page, a pgp sig, even a geek
 code somewhere. If pressed I can probably come up a witty saying that you
 haven't heard before. But nobody really cares..."
                        -- The sig of David Klingler

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
       Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone.
       "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

"No, we're _sweet_ and _innocent_ evil bastards"
                        -- from the sig of Simon Burr, simes@bpfh.net

One Man's Sunset is another Man's Dawn. -- Fievel Mouskawitz

"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable
 to a fine of one pound.  Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed
 a cat."
                        -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London

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