Today's quotes [11.15.08]
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"Oh yeah? My ENTIRE FAMILY was killed by gangsters... or maybe they moved
to Tucson... and now I crave VENGEANCE."
"HA! My entire family AND MY DOG were crushed during a civil war re-
enactment... and now I'm ITCHING to dispense justice indiscriminately!!"
"I just like to KILL people."
-- Various generic vigilante superheroes, "The Tick"
In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination
should automatically disqualify you.
When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed
it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each
other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."
"It hasn't gone black yet because my flatmate won't do it for me..."
-- Eric Erickson
"You have a virus. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Now erasing all disks... Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha P.S. Have a nice day Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (Click to continue...)"
-- Macintosh CODE 252 Virus
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