Today's quotes [11.14.08]
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"But don't mind us over here in alt.religion.emacs. We're fanatics, so you
can't take our word on anything."
"We are most certainly _not_ fanatics. We merely realize that the entire
Purpose of Human Evolution is that we one day will create computers
_powerful enough_ to run Emacs... (etc)"
-- Brian Raiter, Per Abrahamsen
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who
makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to
calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the
doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you
know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife
stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After
that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
* DGMage wonders if he'll be able to pull off what he wants once he gets all
his music equipment..... Hardcore darkwave Industrial.... SHOEGAZER. ;)
Hardcore Shoegazer. :)
DGMage: You don't need any equipment. Get a mic, a stun-gun, and a
DGMage: The cat is important.
-- excerpts from #gothic
I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really
high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
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