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"When will my raise be effective?"
"The same time you are."
                        -- Wally, Catbert (from Dilbert)


"Life without you would be like a broken pencil." "How's that?"
       "Completely pointless." -- Blackadder, Series II


"My computer screen says 'Press any key to continue'. Can I borrow your keys?
 Mine are locked in my Yugo..."
                        -- Some Guy (from Dilbert)


Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
       which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant


"Our chief weapons are 'who', 'ps -aux', 'kill -9', and a fanatical devotion
 to 'fastboot'"
                        -- Sun User Group


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