Today's quotes [11.12.08]

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar
       Wilde

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
       because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown

Basically, I think there is some device the telco puts on the phone that
 ensures that whoever is on the other end of a service call is always
 a drooling moron with the IQ of a potted plant."
                        -- The alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ

There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were
       as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I
       no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Stroustrup

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a
       mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones

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