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"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
 And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew
 them like applesauce they taste more like prunes than a rhubarb does.
 Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."
                        -- Groucho Marx


Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you
       think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? (1)
       Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President.
       (3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. -- David


"Hmmmmm.  Are domestic abusers _always_ thinking about dairy products?"
                        -- Lt. Wilkes


I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous
       and give the wrong answers.


The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
       involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
       hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":  fighting; fleeing;
       feeding; and mating. -- Psychology professor in
       neuropsychology intro course


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