Today's quotes [11.10.08]
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"Is that a near-death experience?"
"No that's a nipple..."
-- Damien Day, Sarah Brown
"Will administer ISO 9000 and year 2000 certification tests for food."
-- Simon Slavin
"Fuck 'em if they can't take a compliment."
"If you're going to be quoting Lao Tzu, then please at least give the guy
-- Detective Sanchez, Lt. Wilkes
"Well, I made up for it big time the next night at another concert. Jill
Sobule (of "I Kissed a Girl" fame) actually thanked me for being the maniac
I am, people continue to be frightened of me, and I also triggered a "why-
can't-you-be-in-shape-like-him" from a woman to her boyfriend. I may not
have made a spectacle of myself at the Swans concert, but at least I
destroyed a relationship.:-) ... Wait a minute. That's not funny. I'm
-- Lt. Wilkes, discussing his form of "dancing"
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex
raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen
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