Today's poems [11.15.08]
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Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
When a woman in strapless attire
Found her breasts working higher and higher,
A guest, with great feeling,
Exclaimed, "How appealing!
Do you mind if I piss in the fire?"
There was a young lady named Sue
Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw.
But one leads to the other,
And now she's a mother---
Let this be a lesson to you.
There was a young harlot named Schwartz
Whose cock-pit was studded with warts,
And they tickled so nice
She drew a high price
From the studs at the summer resorts.
Her pimp, a young fellow named Biddle,
Was seldom hard up for a diddle,
For according to rumor
His tool had a tumor
And a fine row of warts down the middle.
There was a young girl of Bavaria
Who thought her disease ws malaria.
But the family doc
Remarked to her shock,
"It is in the mercurial area."
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