Today's jokes [11.8.08]
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled
the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her Question was: 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your Name, can
you hear it?'
She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.
She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'.
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
25 stoned-out college roommate
35 Irish setter
48 children from his first marriage
Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be light
he asked her to step out of the way
Sent by tuna fish
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
A Slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but you!
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