Today's jokes [11.29.08]
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There's a fire at the whorehouse
-- some come out running and others run out coming!
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.
How do you confuse her even more?
Ask her where she went.
Sent by Chris
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
An insurance company.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm
getting married and
I'm a little inexperienced, so I'd like to ask you a few questions."
He says, "All right."
She says, "All right...what is that thing that hangs between my
fiancÚ's legs?" The doctor
says, "That's the penis. The male organ, the penis." She says, "Okay.
And what is that
big red knob at the end?" The doctor says, "That's the glans. The head
of the penis, the
glans." She says, "Okay. And what are those two round things, about
behind the head?" The doctor says, "Well, lady, I don't know about
your fiancÚ, but on
me, they're the cheeks of my ass."
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?
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