Today's jokes [11.27.08]

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A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" 
The father says, "they come from a hard-on." 
The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?" 
The father says, "little girls!" 

A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:
"PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON THE LACK OF FOOD IN THE REST OF THE
WORLD"
No result was achieved, since the following problems were faced
during the survey's implementation:

1. In Western Europe no one knew what is "lack"
2. In Africa no one knew what is "food"
3. In Eastern Europe no one knew what is "opinion"
4. In South America no one knew what is "please"
5. In the USA no one knew what is "rest of the world"

   Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that
   an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no
   other animal in the world does this.
   
   Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.
   
   "Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.
   
   "Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah.
   The neighbours' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went
   "ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say "FUCK
   OFF!", the dog ate him!"
   

This male prostitute contracted syphilis.

He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for women.
This is because if a women wants someone to talk dirty to her she can just
go to work. 

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