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People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet heading over the Pacific Ocean, Suddenly, a Message is announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen Engine #2 has Died, We will be 30 mins late" "Damn!" Said the Irishman, 10 mins later, "I`m sorry people Engine #3 has died, We`ll be 1 hour late" 20 mins later, "Every one, engine # 4 has died,sorry, We`ll be 2 hours late" Suddenly the Irish man speaks out, "Bloody hell, If the last engine goes we`ll be stuck up here all day!!"
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for women? It comes with a 16 inch applicator
Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. He looks around, then sits next to the most attractive woman there. He was very pleased with himself after he noticed her constantly glancing down at his crotch. "Hi, there, I'm Jerry," he said, as he went into one of his well rehearsed routines, "and I help produce a T.V. quiz show. Is there any question I can answer for you?" "As a matter of fact there is," she said as she glanced down once more toward his embellished jeans. "Do you have change for a dollar?"
Tombstone Epitaph: Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery: Here lies Johnny Yeast Pardon me For not rising
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