Today's stories [10.31.08]

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A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster,
Pennsylvania, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her 
coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms.Carson had 
thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night 
club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the 
floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms.Walton 
was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying 
the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, purchased a brand new 32-
foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having driven onto the 
freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers 
seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not 
surprisingly, the R.V. left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. 
Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner's manual that 
he couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new 
motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of 
this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons buying their 
recreation vehicles.

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