Today's stories [10.18.08]

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According to police in Junction City, Kan., David Bell, 30, just released 
from jail for car theft, walked out the door and stole another car to get 
home.

Paul Carthy, 25, pleaded guilty in Exeter, England, in September to theft 
subsequent to his original charge of shoplifting from a liquor store. In 
the second theft, he had stolen the magnetic letters off the name board 
that was held up to his face when his mug shot was taken.

Twelve men were arrested near Szczecin in northern Poland as they were 
digging up a road because they had heard a rumor that it was built with a 
large stockpile of police-confiscated hashish. The hashish had been sold 
to a chemical plant to be incinerated into ash for road construction. 

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