Today's stories [10.12.08]

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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You 
know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a 
psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to 
kill you too! 

Written on a toilet roll in a public lavatory:

"Sociology Degrees, please take one."

Sign on a church bulletin board:

You aren't too bad to come in, You aren't good enough to stay out.

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