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"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
                        -- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.


"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
 of steel..."
                        -- Devo, "Gates of Steel"


There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you
can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.


English is the language up with which I will not put


Men have died and worms have eaten them -- but not for love!


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