Today's quotes [10.7.08]

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Seen on a cesspool truck 'round Boston:

"A flush beats a full house" 

The Schizophrenic: an unauthorized autobiography 

"No Ange, I'm _not_ coming to your party, I'm playing strip twister!"
                        -- Anthia Rallis, in the middle of the terminal lab,
                                without any warning whatsoever

Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

"Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
 window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
 waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
 it for you."
                        -- Paul Gardner-Stephen

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