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"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, September 21, 1988 

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"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO.
We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

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"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

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"Quite frankly, teachers are the only
profession that teach our children." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle,
      former U.S. Vice-President, September 18, 1990 

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When I was growing up, we were so poor that when I asked my father
for something to play with, he cut a hole in my pants pocket. 

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