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"If a man does his best, what else is there?" 
General George S. Patton (1885-1945)



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Hasidic Saying: 
     "To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to
worry because one worries."

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"The knowledge that one is to be hanged in the moring sharpens one's
mind considerably"

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The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them
they are ruined.
        --Arthur Murphy, 1758

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Nothing is politically right that is
morally wrong.

                   --Daniel O'Connell

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