Today's quotes [10.31.08]
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"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
"To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to
worry because one worries."
"The knowledge that one is to be hanged in the moring sharpens one's
The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them
they are ruined.
--Arthur Murphy, 1758
Nothing is politically right that is
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