Today's quotes [10.30.08]
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I gave my wife a new watch for her birthday . . . waterproof,
shockproof, unbreakable and anti-magnetic. Absolutely nothing
could happen to it. She lost it.
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes
off your goal."
Henry Ford (1863-1947)
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia."
"You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if
you could know how seldom they do."
"The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to
go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of
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