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Today's quotes [10.30.08]

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I gave my wife a new watch for her birthday . . . waterproof,
shockproof, unbreakable and anti-magnetic. Absolutely nothing
could happen to it. She lost it. 

     -Joey Adams 


"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes
off your goal." 
Henry Ford (1863-1947)


Charles Schultz: 
     "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia."


Olin Miller: 
     "You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if
you could know how seldom they do."


Arnold Bennett: 
     "The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to
go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of
somebody else."


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