Today's quotes [10.29.08]

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"We're the best Internet provider in Adelaide... [rest of pitch removed]"
"Well we're _also_ the best Internet provider in Adelaide..."
                        -- Bruce Lim (Camtech), Simon Hackett (Internode)

"Your lucky number is 3552664958674928.  Watch for it everywhere."
                        -- fortune

"Does anyone want to keep the rubber maid...?"
                        -- Cathy Jenkins

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman.
If my wife ever finds out she'll kill me. 

     -Henny Youngman 

The plane was so fast that it took off from Los Angeles with
two rabbits and landed in New York with two rabbits. 

     -Joey Adams 

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