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Today's quotes [10.26.08]

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"...
 I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
 I know you'll be a sun in someone else's sky,
 But why can't it be mine?"
                        -- Pearl Jam, "Black"
                                (Ok, so it's sickening. Sue me.)


1. 




"You don't change the way people think by changing what they say. You
 change the way people think with HEADLESS CHARRED BODIES FLYING THROUGH
 THE AIR. BLOOD! FLAMES! HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION!"
                        -- Alastair J. R. Young


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"Game over boys!"
                        -- Mr. Flibble


3. 




"Television is a medium.
 Proof:
        a) Television is not rare.
        b) Television is not well done.
 QED"
                        -- Robert Bonomi


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"I love it! Anything gets me going really..."
                        -- Karen


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