Today's quotes [10.24.08]
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"Sleep is for wimps. Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless"
-- Gary "Wolf" Barnes, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
"In the heat of battle, tantric magic is fun, but highly ineffective."
"No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great
programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage
cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their
-- Bill Gates
"Why could you possibly be interested in the bestiality one if it doesn't
turn you on?"
"Well why are you interested in the spanking one?"
"Because it _does_ turn me on..."
-- Janet Robertson, Karen, Janet
"I'm tired, my eczema is making life damn uncomfortable, I've just been
rejected by two women in one day and I can't find my copy of Undertow."
-- me (Bad hair day. Or Something.)
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