Today's quotes [10.23.08]

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Armor -- The kind of clothing worn by a man
         whose tailor is a blacksmith.

"Plaudipus: a small roman mammal that lays eggs and then presents you with
 a bill."
                        -- Heath, with minimal contribution from me

"I can fit the whole thing in my mouth, but I can't blow it while it's in
 there..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien, in reference to her pitch pipe

"That post-coital glue..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien

"It smells like a technicolour yawn..."
"Tastes like it too."
                        -- Andrew, and then me, after I sculled it

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