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"If looks could kill... she'd have a nasty bruise."
                        -- me


"Paper can KILL if it's thrown hard enough, sometimes."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry


Some congressmen are so upset about how much the
government pays farmers not to grow wheat, that
they want more money not to accept bribes. 


"Adrian is my inverse chaperone. He checks up on me to see if I'm doing
 anything, and if I'm not he tells me to do something."
                        -- me


One of the reasons Jimmy Carter is so popular in the south is that he has no accent. 


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