Today's quotes [10.2.08]

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"A happy medium then. Somewhere between Just Good Friends and..."
"Someone to occasionally stick my tongue down their throat."
                        -- me, Quanita

"In a way we're a kind of Peace Corps."
                        -- Major A. Lincoln German, Training Director of the
                           Green Beret Special Warfare School, Ft. Bragg, N. C.

"Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's Beautiful."
                        -- Unknown, Principia Discordia

"TUUUUBAAAAAA MIRUM SPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGENS..."
                        -- The Bass Section, Berlioz Requiem
                           (If you've never heard it, you won't get it)

"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob."
                        -- Alasdair McLellan

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