Today's quotes [10.18.08]
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Happiness is a positive cash flow.
Wisdom is running after mankind...but mankind is quicker !
Women don't make fools of men; most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
"Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate
it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it
and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for
- Billiam Coronel
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