Today's quotes [10.16.08]
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You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't
think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just
to muffle the screams.
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember,
we were way ahead of you.
As is well known, an elk that is shot within fifteen feet
of your hunting vehicle will still pull himself together
enough to gallop to the very bottom of the steepest canyon
within five miles.
- Patrick F. McManus
I always turn to the sports page first, which record people's
accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.
- Chief Justice Earl Warren
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