Today's quotes [10.15.08]
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For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese.
Then the stronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's
what happens to cheese when you leave it out.
My Dick is so small if I got circumsized again, I'd have a scab on my ass...
I can resist everything except temptation.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says: I'm
home now,but leave a message and I'll call when
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without
Frank Lloyd Wright
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