Today's quotes [10.14.08]
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"Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly,
New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an
honest guru should as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot
juice, tofu, and seaweed slime."
"Terrorism: deadly violence against humans and other living things.
Usually conducted by government against its own people."
"If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns."
"Whenever I read "Time" or "Newsweek" or such magazines,
I wash my hands afterward. But how to wash off the small
but odious stain such reading leaves on the mind?"
"`Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, `but don't
insult me poor bleedin' country.'"
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