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"The feminist notion that the whole of human history has been nothing but a
vast intricate conspiracy by men to enslave their wives, mothers, daughters,
and sisters presents us with an intellectual neurosis for which we do not yet
have a name."

                                    --Edward Abbey


"By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote."

                                            -- Ralph Waldo Emerson


"`Rock' is the music of slaves. Of adolescents pursuing the illusion of
freedom and protest while the steel chains of technology bind them ever

                                           --Edward Abbey


"There are two kinds of people I cannot abide: bigots and any well-organized
ethnic group."

                            --Edward Abbey


"Zen: the sound of the ax chopping. Chopping logic."

                                          --Edward Abbey


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