Today's quotes [10.12.08]

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If love is blind, then why do they make lingerie?

I invented the cordless extension cord.

But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not
found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the
door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone
her with stones that she die...

                                                 -- Deuteronomy 22:20-21

"He that lives in hope danceth without music." 
  
                                       -- George Herbert

What do you mean, funny?  Funny-peculiar
or funny-ha-ha?
                                -- Ian Hay, THE HOUSEMASTER,
                                   Act III (1936).

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