Today's quotes [10.11.08]

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I went to a general store.  They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

Don't trust first impulses--they are always good.

                                           --Tallyrand

Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must
be first overcome.
        
                          --Dr. Johnson

My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35, ...

I have the oldest typewriter in the world.  It types in pencil.

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