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No one is perfect. The mere fact that one is human is a flaw in itself.

- Robert Heinlen 

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I don't like to advocate drugs, alcohol, narcotics or insanity to anyone. . .
but they've always worked for me. 

- Hunter S. Thomson 

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Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint. 

- Mark Twain 

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There come's a time in the affairs of a man when he
must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

- W. C. Fields 

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Picard: "Return that moon to its orbit."
Q:      "I have no powers!  Q, the ordinary!"
Picard: "Q, the liar!  Q, the misanthrope!"
Q:      "Q, the miserable, Q, the desperate!  What must I do to
         convince you people?"
Worf:   "Die."
Q:      "Oh, very clever, Worf.  Eat any good books lately?"
                        -- Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Deja Q"


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