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Today's poems [10.8.08]

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I have a dog named Tim.......

I once had a dog, and his name was Tim,
I put him in the tub to learn how to swim,
He drank all the water and ate all the soap,
He died last night with a bubble in his troat.

Sent by Jillian


I fear that I shall never see
A bathroom wall completely free

Of such obscenities as this
And other words like "shit" and "piss."

But if I such a wall espy,
Then you will know that it was I

Who was in the vicinity:
I'll ravish its virginity.

Sent by --Kilmerius Redivivus


Phil, a young plumber from Rhyl
was first to try out the male pill,
but to Lisa's suprise,
his spunk didn't rise,
and neither received any thrill.

Sent by Dan


A teenage pop idol called King,
was known to show young boys his thing,
He'd meet them in halls,
and grope their young balls,
And then he could teach them to sing!

Sent by Dan


A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.  
 A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound just like a song. 
Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.   
 A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly. 
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.   
From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us 
Sooner or later. 
So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.   

Sent by Mario


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