Today's poems [10.31.08]
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A young trapeze artist named Bract,
Is faced by a very sad fact.
Imagine his pain,
When again and again,
He catches his wife in the act.
There once was a midwife of Gaul
Who had hardly no business at all.
She cried, "Hell and damnation!
There's no procreation---
God made the French penis too small."
A Chinaman hailing from Woozee
Once laid an American floozie.
"How different," he cried,
As he slid it inside,
"To diddle a vertical coozie!"
There was a young man named Isaac Cox
Who took as his motto: "I suck cocks."
This frank declaration
Brought him such reputation
That he spent twenty years sucking cocks on the docks.
There was a young fellow named Chivy
Who, whenever he went to the privy,
First solaced his mind,
And then wiped his behind
With some well-chosen pages of Livy
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