Today's poems [10.29.08]
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Ladies and gentlemen hoes and tramps
crosseyed buzzards and bowlegged ants
admission is free so pay at the door
pull up a chair and set on the floor
one night mid day two boys went to play
back to back brother to brother they
both drew a sword and shot each other
one deaf police officer who heard the noise
came and killed the two dead boys
if you dont believe this lie is true
just ask the blind man he saw it too.
sent by billbob
In the begging there were two leaves
one covered Adam's and one covered Eve's
then one day those leaves blew away
then in the wind Adam's thing started to sway
then in amazement as he stood there
he noticed Eve's treasure all covered with hair
then to Eve's wondering eyes
Adam's thing started to rise
so they went at it and at it for days on end
its amazing how many ways people can bend
Sent by Bubba
There once was a lady from Pinner
Whose boyfriend wanked on her dinner
She said if you please
I don't mind some cream teas
But I like my white sauce a bit thinner
Mary had a little sheep,
And with this sheep
She went to sleep.
The sheep turned out
To be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb!
Have you heard of the Widow O'Riley
Who esteemed her late husband so highly
That in spite of the scandal,
Her umbrella handle
Was made of his membrum virile.
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