Today's poems [10.2.08]
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There was a young man named Wyatt
whose voice was exceedingly quiet
And then one day
it faded away...
There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
He insisted on habits,
involving white rabbits,
and a bird with a flexible bill.
There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who thought babies came only from God.
T'wasn't the Almighty
Who lifted her nightie.
T'was Roger the Lodger by god!
There once was a lady named Lynn
Who was so uncommonly thin,
that when she assayed
to drink lemonade,
she slipped through the straw and fell in!
There was a young fellow named Perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said Perkin,
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin
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