Today's poems [10.17.08]
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A virgin felt urged in Toulouse
Till she thought she would try sef-abuse.
In search of a hard on
She ran out in the garden,
And was had by a statue of Zeus.
A pretty young maid from Australia
Painted her ass like a dahlia.
The colour was fine,
And so the design,
But the smell was still naturalia!
There was a sad prude out in Iowa
Who would say, "Please say it my way:
Do not say fuck,
It don't rhyme with duck.
Say untcay and itshay and uckfay."
There was a young choirboy from Devon
Who was raped in a haystack by seven
High Anglican priests---
For of such is the kingdom of heaven
There was a Serbian romp
Who asked NATO to make her a bomb.
But she caused no explosion
And the smell of corrosion
Made Albanians flee to Hong Kong.
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