Today's poems [10.11.08]
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There was a young man from Darjeeling
Whose dong reached up to the ceiling.
In the electric light socket
He'd put it and rock it---
Oh God! What a wonderful feeling!
"Eat meat, whale meat, Give yourself a treat
(Shiney crappy meaty creatures)
Pull that baby off your teat, fill it`s face with whale meat
(Smiley Jappy people nourished)
Here come the whaleing fleet. Meet. Great. Yummy treat.
(Shiney crappy meaty creatures)"
There was a young fellow named Bouch
Who inveigled a girl to a couch.
He said, "Pretty young miss,
I will take you, I wiss,
Horizontally, veritcally, crouch."
My wife Myrtle's womb has a habit
Of expanding whenever I stab it.
What's more, my wife Myrtle
Is so wonderously fertile,
That she's giving me kids like a rabbit.
The Shah of the Empire of Persia
Lay for days in a sexual merger.
When the nautch asked the Shah,
"Won't you ever withdraw?"
He replied with a yawn, "It's inertia."
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