Today's jokes [10.7.08]
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After many months of trying to make ends meet, one California couple
decided that the only way they were going to get any extra cash was to
have the old lady start hooking.
Early the next morning the wife comes home looking very haggard and
worn out. The husband guiltily asks how she did, and the wife replies
that she earned four hundred dollars and ten cents.
"That`s great!" the husband replies. "But who gave you the ten cents?"
"Everybody!" replied the wife.
a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says
"alright John, how you getting on today?"
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
Two in the front, two in the back.
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
A home-sick abortion.
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,
"I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
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