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                            Satanic Barney Proof
     
   
 Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
 Prove: Barney is satanic

         The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for
         printing, meaning the Roman representation would for
         Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

         CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

         Extracting the Roman numerals, we have:
         CV    V  L  DI    V

         And their decimal equivalents are:
         100 5 5 50 500 1 5

         Adding those numbers produces: 666.

         666 is the number of the Beast.

 Proved: BARNEY IS SATAN!

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1. 




What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?


                             Which one's Mommy?

2. 




What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
Another parish

3. 




One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A
pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this
stuff?"
"To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the 
lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics
save lives?" he persisted.
"It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical school," replied the professor.




4. 




Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??

He thought it was a delivery service.



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