Today's quotes [1.9.08]

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
       from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their
       apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams

"When will my raise be effective?"
"The same time you are."
                        -- Wally, Catbert (from Dilbert)

"Life without you would be like a broken pencil." "How's that?"
       "Completely pointless." -- Blackadder, Series II

"My computer screen says 'Press any key to continue'. Can I borrow your keys?
 Mine are locked in my Yugo..."
                        -- Some Guy (from Dilbert)

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
       which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant

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