Today's quotes [1.31.08]

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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it 
by killing all those who opposed them.

We put the "k" in "kwality."

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably 
haven't completely understood the situation.

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

"If laughter be the alternative to violence then GET A FUCKING SENSE OF
HUMOR! "

-The Unknown Shakespeare

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