Today's quotes [1.3.08]

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Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely.

        --Ben Franklin

Last words of
Allen, Ethan (1738-1789)
          "Waiting are they?  Waiting are they?  Well--let 'em wait."

The major difference between hating and loving is perhaps that
whereas to love somebody is to be fulfilled and enriched by the
experience, to hate somebody is to be diminished and drained by it.
Lovers, by losing themselves in their loving, find themselves, become
themselves.  Hater simply lose themselves.  Theirs is the ultimately
"consuming" passion.
        --Frederick Buechner

A wedding.  A handshake.  A kiss.  A coronation.  A parade.  A
dance.  A meal.  A graduation.  A Mass.  A ritual is the performance
of an intuition, the rehearsal of a dream, the playing of a game.
        A sacrament is the breaking through of the sacred into the
profane, a ritual is the ceremonial acting out of the profane in oder
to show forth its sacredness.  
        A sacrament is God offering his holiness to men, a ritual is
men raising up the holiness of their humanity to God.
        --Frederick Buechner

the last person to laugh is slow and partially retarded

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