Today's quotes [1.29.08]

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"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole 
government working for you."
           
          -- Will Rodgers -- 

"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a 
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
        
             -- P. J. O'Rourke -- 

"You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible 
voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner."

                     -- Aristophanes -- 

"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind."

William Shakespeare 

Don't marry someone you can live with....Marry someone you can't live 
without.
                     -- Anon -- 

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