Today's quotes [1.28.08]

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"The best thing about Altzheimers is getting to hide your
own Easter eggs."

Dolly Parton:
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm 
not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.

Wendy Liebman:
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
   of it as the  only time of the month that I can be myself.
   -Roseanne

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men 
   don't think there's a lot they don't know.  Women do.  Women
   want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show 
   me somebody naked."
   -Jerry Seinfield

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