Today's quotes [1.27.08]

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"Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
and Dance like no one's watching"

"Youth and trechery will always over come experience and 
talent"

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes, is the answer."

Women say all men are the same, but they 
have no problem telling you how 
different you are from Mel Gibson.

Sent by mike

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's 
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. 

                                                     --Homer Simpson 
  

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