Today's quotes [1.25.08]

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Stewart's law of retroaction:
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Oliver's law of location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !

DENTURES -- Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed
periodically to frighten one's grandchildren or provide
accompaniment to Spanish music.

Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...

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